Your Orion Invader Space Alien Dildo has traveled many, many light years to probe and explore horny human holes. And don't forget the lube –– word has it he's ready to invade Uranus, too! 

Hatched from a UFO, and metallic in appearance, the Space Alien Dildo is made from a material known as silicone to us humans. This makes him super-smooth, flexible & bendy, and body-safe phthalate-free for as much thrusting as you can stand. The tip is narrow for ease of entry, ready to meet the demands of her hungry G-Spot, or his brave prostate. A ribbed & veiny shaft holds on to lube while sending stimulating sensations to your most sensitive regions. The base of the shaft widens out for body-filling satisfaction, the kind that's universally understood from one end of the galaxy to the other.

Make your deepest, darkest penetration fantasies come alive. Space Alien's extra-wide suction cup base is the stuff of Area 51 dreams! Find any smooth, flat, non-porous surface and the cup will attach and make a semi-permanent home there. Then lube up, and add you, or your partner for hands-free probing! (We'll leave it to your imagination what you'll use your hands for...)

Your Space Alien Dildo has been engineered by a superior other-worldly intelligence, already knowing that you want to add him to select harnesses that can accommodate up to 2.3 inches in width. So be it. Whether it's just you gals for ladies night, or that special feller who needs a good pegging, Space Alien Dildo grants your wish!

After your close encounter is over (for now), give your Space Alien Dildo a nurturing bath with warm water and earth soap (the kind you just can't get on Alpha Centauri). Or use your favorite sex toy cleaner. He likes it all. When done cleaning, hide him in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. We don't want to start an intergalactic incident, do we?

Is cosplay your middle name? Get started on that costume and bring on the Orion Invader Space Alien Dildo! Trust us, he'll make a good, lasting impression.

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