Funny Sex Toy Reviews #40

By: Adam on Jan 21, 2019

Adam & Eve gets hundreds of product reviews every week. While most of them are serious, there are a few that are a little more off the cuff. We reached deep into our product review archive to share some of our favorite funny sex toy reviews with you.

Crystal Jellies 6-Inch Dildo Before I even get to how good this feels, I love love LOVE the color. It's beautiful. I'd leave it out as a decoration if I didn't think my mother would have a heart attack when she visits.
	Fingo’s Tingly Finger Vibe I normally would never really write a review about something like this, but when something gives you three (Os) in five minutes, you feel kind of obligated. If this thing had a car and a yearly income, I'd marry it.
Precision Pump …because of the pump I can come on strong and talk big smack to any woman because I got what they want
	Tong Balm Its my new American Express - I NEVER leave home without it ;)
G-Kiss Vibe G-Kiss Vibrator, will you marry me??? This vibrator is amazing. it hits my gspot and clit like a dream. the combination makes me squirt every single time. love it and would put a ring on it :)
	Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pal I haven't left the house in days, quite my job. And I couldn't be happier.
Eve’s Sexy Things Rabbit I'm a little obsessed. Seriously. One go with this thing and I was singing Unchained Melody and threatening to shoot it if it ever leaves me. This is my very first rabbit style vibrator, so I don't know how it stacks up against the other rabbits. But this had good, strong vibration and I love the different pattern settings for the rabbit part.
	Sinclair Intimate Grip Stroker Very happy with this product so far. Im glad I didn't discover this nice little toy before I discovered women. Probably would have never bothered dating. ;)
Crystal Jellies Anal Stuffer Mine came in this morning and I could not wait to try it out. Left it in while cleaning the house. Never has dusting and vacuuming been so enjoyable. Definitely get it for your pleasure.
	A&E G-Gasm Delight I was gifted this vibrator almost 10 years ago. It's been with me through 3 relationships, a marriage, divorce, moving to 4 different states. Needless to say it's the longest most satisfying relationship I've ever had.