You don’t know what caused the giant reptile creature to rampage through your town. But while everyone else is running away from it, you’re eyeing its monstrous green d-ck and licking your lips. There’s one sure-fire way to calm down any horny man or beast. And you’ll gladly take this one for the team.

The Creature Cocks Radioactive Reptile Scaly Silicone Dildo is one sexy green beast of a toy. Adam & Eve offers a lot of longer dildos, but this is one of our biggest in terms of sheer thickness. The tip starts at 1.6 inches wide, which is already bigger than half the dildos on our website. The insertable shaft quickly swells up to 2.4 inches wide near the base – that’s almost as big as a soda can!

Due to its impressive size, we strongly recommend only the most experienced toy users try to tame this monster. Even if it’s too big for you to handle, it still makes a fun addition to your merch collection – especially if you’re a fan of a certain big green lizard with a habit of attacking Tokyo.

If you can brave its jaw-dropping girth, you’re in for a real treat. The bulbous tip feels good on your inner sweet spots. But the textured scales are where the real fun is. Every inch of the shaft is covered with dozens of large scales. Each one rubs, grinds, and massages your inner bits with every thrust. You’ll be screaming in no time as this monster leaves you utterly ravaged!  

The flared base is much larger than usual, so the dildo can sit upright on almost any (relatively) flat surface. This creates a stable platform, so you can ride it on your bed, on the carpet, or anywhere else.

If you’d like to try other positions, the base has a built-in suction cup. It sticks securely to many smooth surfaces, including shower walls and wooden headboards. This lets you try the dildo in doggy as well as other positions.

Using Your New Fantasy Dildo

The Creature Cocks Radioactive Reptile Scaly Silicone Dildo works with water-based lubes. Due to the dildo’s size, we recommend using a lube specially designed for anal play. These lubes are thicker and last longer than others. You’d better buy a big bottle too, because it will take every drop to tackle this challenging monster. When you’re finished, wash the dildo with sex toy cleaner and warm water before drying it with a lint-free cloth.