Are you totally creature crazed? Maybe a bit of a size snob who believes the bigger the better? We’ve got just the toy for you! This wild fantasy dildo isn’t for everyone, especially not beginners! But if you’re up for the intoxicating challenge, you’ll love becoming King Kraken’s human lover.

Complete Fantasy Immersion

From tip to tentacles this creature toy takes you on a wild fantasy experience. Every inch of King Kraken’s surface is covered in an ombre of bright neon hues. The rainbow gradient serves as a warning of danger and attracts brave mates like you! The bulbous squid head is ergonomically shaped to maximize G-Spot & P-Spot contact. In fact, your hot spots can hardly escape the thrilling sensation as this XL beast presses firmly against them. The alluring tentacles aren’t just for looks – their ropey texture feels like a sensual paradise. As the toy slides inside, you’ll love feeling those strong tentacles fill you up!

Play Every Which Way

We’ve removed the bounds of reality so now it’s all on the table. If you can finally have the mighty ruler of the deep – we figure you should have him every which way you want. Stick the suction cup base to flat, smooth surfaces such as chairs, walls and even the tile in your bathroom. Climb aboard, matey! Once you mount him your instincts will do the rest. But be warned: this ocean colossus just might shiver your timbers. At a max diameter of 3.4 inches, you’ll want to go slow and use a generous amount of water-based lubricant. A soup can is about 3 inches wide - so when we say a generous amount of lube, we really mean it.

Not Safe For Landlubbers

If you really want to earn your sea legs, take King Kraken along for a dip in the pool or steamy shower session. Landlubbers need not apply, this is only for those up for sexy aquatic adventures. Playing in the water is more immersive and easier, too! As the warm water relaxes your nerves, you’re more prepared to take the full force of the Kraken. At 7.25 inches of insertable length, you just might need the extra help!

Cleaning & Care That’s Not A Pain In The Barnacles

After living your wildest fantasies, clean up is a breeze! Simply wash with warm water and soap. Dry your toy completely with a lint-free cloth before storing in a dark, dry place. Use only with water-based lubes.